The Joke is on Me

Always a Bridesmaid...
So I was going to be a bridesmaid in a wedding 3 weeks after my due date.  Crazy me really thought I could pull it off.  I have now realized this is insane and probably very stressful to my poor friend Kimi, the bride, so I pulled out of the wedding.  She was amazing about the whole thing and I am still determined to at least make it to the wedding.  I have already lined up a sitter.  However, I did not come to this realization until AFTER we went dress shopping.  When we get to the shop, my other friend Gina informs me that I am trying on the dresses.  Yes, let's make the fat pregnant girl put on and take off her clothes a million times in order to stuff herself into dresses that don't fit.  To make matters more interesting, I was not wearing panties (because all the ones that fit are in the laundry) and I had not groomed down there in a few weeks (which is like not grooming for a year when you are on prenatal vitamins).  So I spent the afternoon feeling like a stuffed turkey and I couldn't even have a drink afterwards to feel better. 

Meat Craving (Well, kind of...)
It has been over a month since I have eaten any meat and I was beginning to think that I should invest in an chicken coop with the amount of eggs I was going through.  Again, my poor portable mate at school had to endure the smell of boiled eggs for lunch several days a week.  What a great food.  They smell like a fart BEFORE you eat them.  Then one evening, to my surprise I got a crazy craving for something new. 

Yep, that would be THREE crunchy tacos from Taco Bell.  The baby was very specific about what he wanted.  Taco Supreme with lettuce, cheese, sour cream, and of course, mystery meat.  So, the first meat I have in ages might not actually be meat at all.