I Stole Milk from a Kindergartner Today

So I officially have a problem.  I've mentioned before that I crave milk in a ridiculous way.  Rocky jokes that we should buy a cow because it would be cheaper.  Last weekend we bought 2 gallons at Costco and although we were out of town all weekend, they are still long gone.  So I stopped at HEB yesterday afternoon to buy another gallon and I noticed this morning that it is more than halfway gone... and Rocky is out of town so it is all me.  Still, I wasn't too worried about it until this morning when I realized I have hit an all time low.  This morning I hijacked a couple of kindergartner in the hall who were returning the breakfast bags to the cafeteria.  "What's in your bag?" I asked the first one.  "Breakfast," she answered, clearly confused.  As a teacher I should know that it's the breakfast bag.  "I know, but do you have the food bag or the milk bag?"  Without waiting for a reply I rip open the top and find a bag of individual cereals.  I dismiss her and move on to the second kindergartner who isn't sure what to think about the crazy teacher raiding the breakfast bags.  I don't even bother to talk to her about her bag.  I just pull it open to reveal a bag o' milk.  "Bingo!" I announced as I snag a milk.  I barely make it around the corner before it is open and I am chugging straight from the gross little cardboard box.  My only regret was that I didn't grab more than one.