25 Weeks
The newest development is my extremely over zealous hair growth. My sister has had to stay on top of my haircuts to prevent me from looking too shaggy. She gave me a really cute cut last month and within a week it had grown out beyond recognition. I just went back in over the holidays to have it thinned and it still takes a half hour to blow dry. My leg hair needs to be shaved about three times a week, but bending over isn't as easy as it used to be so we average about once a week. I'm sure my bikini area is out of control, but I haven't seen it in about a month, so we'll just have to guess on that one. I'm considering scheduling a waxing appointment soon just to keep things tidy. The most entertaining hair growth, however, has been the new ring of hair growing around my belly button, which is still an innie, but just barely. You know when you are out running errands and you see that one guy at the store with random hairs sticking out of the top of his T-shirt and you are a little grossed out... well that's my belly. It looks like Random Back Hair Guy. And just for fun, I'm going to show it off. I'm finding the farther along I get, the less dignity I have, so for your viewing pleasure...
I feel like I should be driving an 18 wheeler, eating a corn dog and drinking Natural Light at a rest stop somewhere in Tucson. I wonder if I can have my belly waxed when I go in for my bikini area...
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