So after brushing my teeth last night, I stripped to do my nightly rub down with the fantastic body butter that is suppose to prevent stretch marks. As I am lathering it on the ever growing belly, I notice that my torso has turned into a road map. It literally looks like someone took a blue pen and drew ALL over me. I continue to inspect the belly and follow the trail of vessels along my side, up to my enormous boobs, across my chest and back down. These stupid veins are HUGE. And they are either right at the surface or my skin is now paper thin. I'm pretty sure one is going to pop through the skin at any moment. I mean, seriously, I look like I'm turning into a smurf.
I yell for Rocky to come in and check it out and he is in awe. He spends a few minutes poking at them before his attention is drawn to something else. Before I know what is happening, he has grabbed a measuring tape and is trying to measure my nipples, which have taken over my boobs. The areola has doubled in size and the nipple sticks out a good fourth of an inch. They now stick out through the painter's tape I was using to hold them down. I have graduated to nursing pads just to keep the nipple under wraps. Before long, my entire boob will be all nipple. For obvious reasons, this posting will not have photos.
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